Some of ya confuse puns with dad jokes, this is a proper dad joke. X-post from r/funny

Credit to u/heavenpotato for post on r/funny:
Operator: 911 what’s your emergency
Caller: My wife’s in labor and I dont know what to do
Operator: is this her first born?
Caller: no this is her husband

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