I accidentally dropped my laptop over the side rail of our cruise ship. Now there’s a Dell rolling in the deep. #dadjokes
GREAT AMERICAN Steve Jobs was a great American. At his funeral his family made this elaborate tribute video and then it didn’t work ’cause he needed..
Know the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides. #dadjokes
My aunt died My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique. #dadjokes
My wife sighed, “Why does everything have to be a game with you?” I replied, “An excellent question, my dear. But next time, please use the buzzer!”..
The high school music teacher was quite controversial because… He told his students to read band books. #dadjokes
With copper unavailable… …continued operation of the mint would make no cents. #dadjokes
Did you hear about the optometrist… …who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? #dadjokes
In ancient Egypt… …papyrus farmers taught people the importance of reeding. #dadjokes
Does working for UPS… …make you a professional boxer? #dadjokes